Lexiphile is a word used to describe those who have a love for words, such as: * You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA. * The batteries were given out free of charge. * A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. * A will is a dead giveaway. * With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. * A boiled egg is hard to beat. * When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. * Police were called to a day care where a three year old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. * A bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s two tired. * When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. * The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. * He had a photographic memory which was never developed. * Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. * When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye. * Acupuncture - a jab well done.
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