Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as you can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish, or to write with a broken pencil is pointless.A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This years winning submission is posted at the very end. .. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. .. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. .. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. .. The batteries were given out free of charge.. ... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. .. A will is a dead giveaway. .. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. .. A boiled egg is hard to beat. .. When youve seen one shopping Center youve seen a mall. .. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. .. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now. .. A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two tired. .. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. ... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. .. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. .. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought shed dye. .. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Thats the point of it. And the cream of the wretched crop: .. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 09:39:41 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015