Lexophile is a word used to describe those who have a love for Words and create clever sayings, such as: You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish, or To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A competition among lexophiles is held every year. Recent submissions are posted below, With the winning entry at the very end: When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. The batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist divorced. They fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. A boiled egg is hard to beat. When youve seen one shopping center, youve seen a mall. Police were called to a day-care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now. A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two tired. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought shed dye. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Thats the point of it. And the winner: Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 18:08:59 +0000
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