Life Of The Typical -facebooker- by M-dog Roulaine : Get on constantly day in day out; set up your phone so you can receive your notifications as they unfold, because theyre sooo important; Update your friends with your every single move like every five minutes give or take (ex Hey guys bout to eat dinner with Cindy Lou. Going to movies. Watching movie now. Just got done with the movie, it was great. Bout to got to bed. Going to bed. later all xoxo ); Taking things so serious and so much to heart that you actually get upset, in fights(argumentative/possible physical) etc because of stuff on here..; make ups & break ups; Become an instant college professor & think you can debate every single person on every single sensitive or insensitive subject; Deciding to delete your profile from the site so people will be effected & in awe of your disappearance(but youre only deactivating not deleting arent cha ya special little guy you?) ONLY TO MAKE YOUR DRAMATIC & IMPRESSIONABLE RETURN!.... eh a month or so later; & last but not least my personal favorite, sending and receiving friends requests without knowing the person in the single slightest piss of a way.. Mary Sue from small town Mississippi 897 friends.....Really? Do you even know that many damn people? Someone calls bullshit! .....People really take this crap way to serious sometimes & put to much importance into it. I mean if it crashed tomorrow people would lose their minds, there would be rioting in the streets, suicides even!...WHA!? You say, hey man its different. I got too much invested and going on with my social media site. All my pics. All my friends. All my posts. All my time...I need it! I say, Really? What did you do 10 years ago? You, cricket chirps in the distance -THE END- ............................but only the end cuz i gotta eat dinner, then I think Ill watch a movie. then I gotta go to bed. Well, night all xoxo Mitchell Roulaine........HAHA My baby Brother and I way too much in common at times love ya baby brother and Amen!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 11:12:20 +0000
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