Little > Bruce >> > > > Little Bruce and Jenny > > > are only 10 years old, but they know they are in > love. > > > One day they decide that they want to get married, > so Bruce > > > goes to Jennys father to ask him for her > > > hand. > > > > > > Bruce bravely walks up > > > to him and says, Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are > in love > > > and I want to ask you for her hand in > > > marriage. > > > > > > Thinking that this was > > > just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, > > > Well Bruce, you are only 10. > > > Where will you two live? > > > > > > Without even taking a > > > moment to think about it, Bruce replies, > > > In Jennys room. Its bigger than > mine > > > and we can both fit there > > > nicely. > > > > > > Mr. Smith says with a > > > huge grin, > > > Okay, then how will you live? > > > Youre not old enough to get a job. > > > Youll need to support > > > Jenny. > > > > > > Again, Bruce instantly > > > replies, Our allowance - Jenny makes five > bucks a week > > > and I make 10 bucks a week. Thats about 60 > bucks > > > a month, so that should do us just > > > fine. > > > > > > Mr. Smith is impressed > > > that Bruce has put so much thought into > > > this. > > > > > > Well Bruce, it seems like you have > everything > > > figured out. I just have one more question. What > > > will you do if the two of you should have little > children of > > > your own? > > > > > > Bruce just shrugs his > > > shoulders and says, Well, weve been > lucky so > > > far. > > > > > > Mr. Smith no longer > > > thinks the little shit is adorable.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 19:37:31 +0000
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