Little Johnny was playing in the driveway in front of his house. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over watching the bubbles float through it. About this time a preacher came along and looked the the little boy playing. Curious to find out why a boy would find a bottle of water so fascinating he had to asks, Whatcha doin with that water? Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a minute and replied, Preacher this here isnt water, its Turpentine. The preacher immediately replies to Little Johnny, Son, Turpentine is not the most powerful liquid in the world. Holy water is the most powerful in the world. Little Johnny asks the preacher, What can you do with Holy water? The preacher answers, well son one time I rubbed a little Holy water on a pregnant womans belly she will pass a beautiful baby boy? Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute and said to the preacher, Oh no sir, Turpentine is still the most powerful liquid in the world. I you rubbed a little of this here stuff on my cats ass it passed three cars and a firetruck!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 15:37:07 +0000
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