1. Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana - TopicsExpress

1. Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko. Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..? Santa:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha. 2. Santa Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho. Bill:- Why..? Santa:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho. 3. Santa ki G.F. romantic mood me:- Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao. Santa:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja, yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga. 4. Santa ne 1 number dial kiya 1 ladki ne received. Santa:- Hello kaun. Girl:- Main Seeta. Santa:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate. 5. Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h. Santa:- Jo english toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho. 6. Santa air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara. Santa:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h. 7. Santa ne everest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha. Santa:- Baba ye kya h. Baba:- Masala. Santa:- Oh to Everest masala aap hi banate ho. 8. Pagal:- Tum muslim ho. Santa:- Nahi, main sardar hu. Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho. Santa (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu. Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho. 9. Santa (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h. Inspector:- Koun de rha h. Santa:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge. 10. Santa ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie. Santa wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...

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