So, I have been reading a lot about finance lately, and I wrote these. I was told this a failed experiment, but Ill post it. You don’t have to fill out a 990 because you’re always exempt to me What I love about you is that while youre sensitive, your NPV isnt The payback period for my time with you is immediate Any initial cost is worth investing in your capital, even without amelioration Every division of your face yields massive returns Youre way above the SML for any Beta Youre coefficient of variation is >.0001 If you were a regulation, Id totally go through six sigma to comply with you I would totally be willing to go into a consolidation with you I’d like to show you a spreadsheet on the synergies of us merging If your eyes were an asset, I couldn’t depreciate them because they’re infinite Id like to go through your budget and liquidate your assets You’re like a company which issues massive stock options to its CEO, you give yourself away too cheaply You get my constant dividends but no ownership, because you’re a preferred stock and there’s nothing common about you Even with infinite inflation, you’re still undervalued If you wanted to be a limited partner, I’d let you. I’d take all your liability and give you a high percentage of profits We have a covariance of positive one Your smile is a perpetuity, it just keeps adding to itself You contradict the theory of market efficiency because I never have all the info on you If you were a stock, your symbol would be B-E-S-T I don’t care how risky your stock is, I’ll never assign a risk premium to you My investment strategy is to maximize my exposure to you Your hair is as black as my stock portfolio
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 02:12:24 +0000
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