Louis Van Gaal---Manchester United 1. Luke Shaw. =£31.5m 2. Ander Herrera =£29m 3. Marcos Rojo. =£16m Total. =£76.5m Jose Mourinho---Chelsea 1. Diego Costa. =£32m 2. Cesc Fabregas =£30m 3. Fellipe Luis. =£16m Total. =£78m United---Outs 1. Roy Ferdinard =Free 2. Nemanja Vidic =Free 3. Patrick Evra =£1.2m Chelsea--Outs 1. David Luiz. £50m 2. Lukaku. £28m 3. Demba Ba. £4.7m 4. Lampard. Released 5. Cole. Released 6. Eto. Released Van Gaal has spend £75.3m Mourinho has made a profit of 4.7m LVG cant afford to fail, the Glazers are business oriented. The chief scientist at Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho has made a ground breaking discovery of a deadly gas meant for mass destruction. The gas is called the Fibrocosta gas, it is Hazardous in Oscar like or Schurlle like environments. The chief scientist is known for such discoveries as he previously made & is still in possession of the dreadful Drogba-missile, dat wiped the gunner man of North London. Everyone is Terryfied by dis Matic discovery, most Thibaut Courtois aka Tabloid are reporting on dis discovery. Alas Aka Salah everyone in Europe especially Barcelona in Spain are Obi Mikelically scared dat the scientist can launch Willian kind of war on em. The Stamford bridge outfit has a Ramires type of approach wch describes determination, & a great fighting spirit. The formation of dis blue army is called the Azpilicueta, or known as the Cahill, or Ivanovic in other languages. Kip yourselves in Cech to spare yo self some Costaric misery!!
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 09:31:59 +0000