Lukka Fowl (chicken) curry recipes for all da ous who lyk 2 cook a good chow. So here is a simple guide to cooking some lukker fresh fowl curry. Here are the simple steps: 1. Go to Fowl Aunties pozie and choose wun lukker fresh cut cull (Fowl). 2. Wood, this is the very important part of the cooking preparation: -On the way to buying the wood, always ask the question “What U gonna dop” -The best place to buy the wood is Spar, because next to every Spar there is a….. ‘TOPS’ -Important* Buy fire lighters, cos us Charous must have this to start fire. (One two charous put paraffin an all.) 3. So now that you have the two most important things (Chicken & dop) you remember?) the rest will follow shortly 4. As soon as you enter the house, make a noise on how busy the shop was, cos your vrou gonna ask you why you took so long 5. Before you start preparing….make sure you choon your vrou who you met in Spar…and that you invited them for a Fresh Fowl curry chow 6. Take wun onion and place it on the chopping board, then go to the radio and switch on Lotusfm or Hindvani, cos every Charou mus listen to Mrs Chetty’s whole families dedication right. 7. Come back to the chopping board, and scream at the top of your voice to your vrou…”You gort Chillies” 8. This will also tell you where about she is in the house and how far from the kitchen she is. 9. Next, take wun tumbler from cupboard….crack open that bottle of favorite dop, DO NOT forget to pour for the dead. Then pour wun lukker valve opener shot in the tumbler and tint it with some government dash. Rush that thing down and wipe your mouth quickly. 10. Now that the blood is flowing nicely, cut the onions into thin slices and keep it in wun saucer with a few green chillies, biryani mix, and the all important curry leaves. 11. Gravy soakers, UTD potatoes are a must, again us charous love BUSTING petetoes so peel at least 5, cut in have and we will have….? 12. By this time your vrou gonna come into the kitchen and ask if you need help….choon her to make some bhajias for bites, shes gonna choon you voetsak and she will leave the kitchen….this is your window of opportunity to pour wun nother cracker shot 13. Time to light the fire 14. Pick up all the packets, buckets and old cloths yawl pushed in the fire place for storage, whilst you there pick up all the stompies as well. 15. Place the firelights in the tray and some decent pieces of wood and flame it with that extra big box of matches you have next to the fire place. If your lyties are around watching you, choon them about the good old days when yawl used newspaper to start a fire for making water hot. Keep that pot lid handy for fanning. 16. Now that the fire is chooning and the dop is also chooning, vye sook wun decent size pot, make sure you put handy andy on it otherwise your vrou will have a hard time washing it. 17. Add some oil (straight from the 5lt Sunflower bottle) 18. When the oil is hot chuck in your onions, chillies, biryani mix (bayleaves, cinnamon etc) otherwise you gonna get the kauchi smell 19. Throw in the curry leaves, when the onions are slightly tinted like whiskey in water…..add some of your secret masala your mother in law mixed for yawl when yawl vyed her pozie. 20. Be careful dont burn the masala. 21. Add the fresh cut chicken into the pot, add wun tomato (cut in small peices) and sum salt and ginger and garlic 22. Give it wun two good stirs, close the pot and choon Aahhhh, your vrou gonna ask whats wrong, then you choon….Time for a shot 23. Go to the kitchen and pour a lethal shot. 24. By this time the visitors should have arrived….visitors always come when the fire is started, all the hard graaf is klaar and when the chow is almost ready 25. Greet your visitors, stand right by the front door and hear their stories cos there are bound to have some long stories 26. Immediately take the men outside….Choon him, Connection…come see my dhania how it’s growing 27. Pour him wun thunder shot, cos your hand is heavy by now 28. Whilst chooning, remember that you cooking and check the chow. Dont forget to take out some chicken pieces for bites 29. Add some water to the chow, cos fresh fowl is little bit tough 30. Have wun two more shots, talk about the old days…always start the conversation with…..Remember when we were small our ballies…… 31. Check the curry again, water should be gone down and the chicken should be soft, add the gravy soakers (potatoes). Do not forget to mention to the visitors how expensive wun bag of potato is gone. 32. Have another shot, because your vrou gonna come ask you if she can set the table. 33. After 45 minutes the curry should be smelling lukkers, the potatoes should be soft and soaked with gravy. 34. Take some fresh dhania from the garden, cut it up lukkers and sprinkle it in the pot 35. Your vrou is now gonna choon ‘come eat’ and you must choon…..nor let the ladies eat first…..cos this will buy more time for wun two more slugs. Do not forget to make carrot & radish salad…..and remember…..ALWAYS GIVE THE VISITORS THE OLD MANGO PICKLE, KEEP THE FRESH WUN FOR HOUSE PEOPLE.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 05:23:48 +0000
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