Lunch Conversation: Joe: Youre lucky, Carroll, youre not married. Me: Maybe. But at the risk of finding out, why you say that? Joe: Because when Valentines Day rolls around, you dont have to watch that movie Valentines Day with your wife. Me: I take it you dont like that movie? I hear its got an all-star cast. Joe: It does. Its got some real hotties in it too like Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner, Julia Roberts. Gary: Dont forget Taylor Swift. Joe: Right, every movie needs an untalented ugly chick in it. I almost forgot. Gary: Ugly? Untalented? Joe: Yes ugly. Shes got extra-terrestrial eyes. Paint her green and its like, for crying out loud please phone home Swift. And her music targets pimple faced teen girls who get their heart broken. Do I look like a pimple faced teen girl with a broken heart? Greg: No comment. Joe: Bite me, Greg. Gary: She sells more CDs than you do. Joe: It doesnt mean she has any talent. Carroll sells more CDs than I do. Whats your point? (Short Pause) Me: O_O Hey .... Hey .... Heeeeeeeey!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 05:49:53 +0000
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