MEMO: ATTENTION LADIES. The # WorldCup Is approaching & wed like to clarify a few things and set some very simple straight rules... 1. Kenya didnt qualify..AND there is a 5 hour time difference between Rio De Janeiro & East Africa so please... NO stupid questions. 2. Ronaldo the Brazilian & Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related. 3. Non soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation, injury, extra time or during penalties... 4. You shall support the teams, I support, smile only when my team is winning & shout GOAL!.... when its actually a GOAL. 5. Tell YOUr girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during #WorldCup. We wont go!!! 6. Its the #WorldCup & there is no Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once in four years so dont ask if its the same as the game from last week... 7. We shall watch any soap, reality show, romantic, African, Afro cinema movie as long as they shoot it in Brazil & the cast are from World Cup participating teams... 8. There shall be no comments about Christiano Ronaldos looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the #WorldCup. 9. If you miss the line-up presentation, please do not ask... who is that guy? 10. Everyone shall learn all soccer rules prior to the #WorldCup. Any questions like, why is that guy running on the line waving a checkered flag? will not be tolerated. 11. For the full #WorldCup period, the remote control shall reside in my pocket and shall only be operated by me else under my written authority or consent... Thank you... Kind Regards, GENTLEMANS ASSOCIATION :-D
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 05:58:38 +0000
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