MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS � 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. � 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. � 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. � 4. A day without sunshine is like…well…night. � 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. � 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. � 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. � 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. � 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Durban would be stupid enough to try to pass them. � 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. � 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. � 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. � 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. � 14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. � 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't clever enough to get out of jury duty
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