MUST READ:COURTCASE:45 YEAR OLD VIRGIN Our Court was shocked when this guy; a purported Learner ran into the Court room naked with his Powerhouse fully erect in a hot chase on his wife also naked. Gasping for breathe, the wife prayed the honorable court to severe their union.Below are their testimonies(uncensored): WIFES STATEMENT My Lord, I married this man with the belief that he was innocent,yes, he was an innocent learner in bedmantics to the extent that I initiated everything (The kissing, the touching and his power house got ignited only at my prompting.I even guided him to the hole because he was unaware of the location!). He used to last just 20 seconds in ONLY one round, my bobi was never given any attention. But My Lord, overnight he became wise,wild and aggressive that his powerhouse can deeply grind non-stop for 3hrs. My bobi and nippy are aching due to excessive sucking and smooching.Now he demands to enter every hole on my body. In fact my Lord, I prefer him a Learner! HUSBANDS STATEMENT In fact my Lord,She taught me and used to shout harder! harder!!. Please my Lord, at this moment, my brain can no longer articulate very well because I am on a high tension mountain and need to descend before I can rest my case or else you will record me as a casualty in your court! COMEDY COURT RULING Despite how embarrassing the case may be (Comedy Court handles every case) however the court ruled Since every womans wish is a vibrant high performing man and following several previous divorce petitions received by our court from wives on non- performing husbands, Young lady, you are supposed to celebrate that your husband is now an expert and no more a learner. Go home and enjoy your banana, never let your female friends know his ability now to avoid him kidnapped in the quest to help you out I REST MY CASE
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 11:28:08 +0000
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