MY BIOGRAPHY NAME: Grinwayne AGE: 78 HOBBIES : - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, - Catching bullets with bare hands, - Assassination, - Jogging up & down MountEverest - Collecting rock particles from the moon MY RECORD: - Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. - Skinned a crocodile alive. - Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman. - Held my breath under water for 2months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45seconds! - Assassinated Adolf Hitler, JohnF. Kennedy, Tupac,B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: -Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting - Out ran a cheetah. - Fluent in 11,798 languages. - Killed twitter bird.. - First man to land on the sun. - Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight! SILLY THING DONE: - Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. - Snow boarding on MountEverest. - Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: - Couldnt kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: - when a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: - I really dont like to brag...
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 18:27:21 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015