MY PLAN TO SECURE THE SOUTHERN BORDER: 1. Man the border with the troops returning from Afghanistan, with orders to fire a warning shot at anyone trying to cross the border, followed by a verbal command, in Spanish, to desist, followed, if necessary, with a shoot to kill shot; 2. Build a fence the entire length of the border that is actually impenetrable; 3. Implant in illegal aliens of Hispanic descent a combination tracking & shock device that would effectively prevent any such aliens, once deported, from getting within 500 yards of the border; 4. Summarily execute, and bury in unmarked graves, with a slice of bacon, all illegal aliens who are of Arabic origin or of the Islamic faith; 5. Do likewise to 4. (bacon not required) with all illegal aliens who have ties to the Mexican Drug Lords, or who have a felony criminal record; 6. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, grant amnesty to all illegal aliens of Non-Muslim extraction who: A. Can exhibit a sixth grade proficiency in English; B. Have resided in the United States for a minimum of ten years; C. Have no felony record, or record of drug or domestic violence convictions; D. Undergo a one year course in American history, and study of the Constitution and Rule of Law; E. Take an oath of loyalty to the United States; F. Renounce any loyalty to their Country of origin; and, G. Demonstrate a history of gainful employment for a minimum of 50% of their time in the United States, OR, have served honorably in the Armed Forces of the United States for a minimum of two years; and, 7. Deport all illegal aliens who do not satisfy the requirements of 6. ALL OF THIS (with the possible exception of the bacon) I SERIOUSLY SUGGEST AS A GENUINE SOLUTION NOT ONLY TO THE BORDER CRISIS, but also as a much needed element of our national security infrastructure. - Tom Woodard
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 17:18:43 +0000
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