Madam Aur Student - A Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye? Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi. Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi Hai Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi... :p ;) :)
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 07:16:07 +0000