Mall Santas around the country shared the strangest things kids have ever asked them for. Here are 10 favorites . . . 1. A remote control buffalo. 2. A unicorn that poops rainbows. 3. A penis book. The kid meant Peanuts, but couldnt pronounce it. 4. Change my name to Batman. 5. A box of condoms. The kid was around eight or nine. 6. A lifetime supply of peanut butter so my dog will lick my face forever. 7. To know how elves reproduce. 8. A gumball machine filled with avocados. 9. To destroy all Backstreet Boys CDs. 10. For the neighbor lady to stop coming over when my mom is at work. (Yes, we also think that last one means the kids dad is doin the neighbor.)
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 12:41:37 +0000
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