Man : “Hello God, how are you?” God : “Never better, Man. - TopicsExpress

Man : “Hello God, how are you?” God : “Never better, Man. How about you?” Man : “Quite fine. Thanks to you.” God : “You are very welcome, Man. But remember, I know everything. I know that there’s something disturbing you. What’s wrong?” Man : “You got me there, God. Actually, I have many questions about life.” God : “Really? What is it? Ask me, I am quite certain that I will have the answers to all your questions.” Man : “Nah. It’s okay. I think it’s better to keep the answers hidden.” God : “It’s okay, Man. I won’t be mad because of a question from a man.” Man : “If you insist.” God : “I’m insisting.” Man : “Okay then. Hmmm…First question, who made the television set, God?” God : “It was me. But I used a man named Vladimir Kosma Zworykin and Philo Taylor Farnsworth as the media.” Man : “Was it two people?” God : “They share the invention. Zworykin invented the iconoscope and Fansworth invented the electron scanning tube.” Man : “Nice, even though I don’t know what that means. Next question, may I know who is the maker of cigarette?” God : “Of course, Man. It was me, but this time the media is the Arawak people of the Caribbean.” Man : “Wow. Great. You really know everything.” God : “Remember, Man. I am God.” Man : “Indeed you are. But I still have questions that I need to ask.” God : “Sure. Shoot it, Man.” Man : “Who made all the plants in the universe, God?” God : “It was me, Man.” Man : “No media this time?” God : “No. It was purely me, except the fake ones that your kind made.” Man : “Nice. What about the animals?” God : “It was me. No media.” Man : “Even the dinosaurs?” God : “Of course.” Man : “But what about Dolly? Dolly the sheep?” God : “O yeah. How is she? I remember her. She’s a cute sheep, isn’t she?” Man : “Yes, she is. You use some scientists as the media, aren’t you?” God : “Indeed. I only help the scientists. I pitied them.” Man : “Cool. What about me and all of my kind?” God : “Me.” Man : “Even Lou Reed, Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, and Elvis Presley?” God : “Yup.” Man : “So you also made Michael Jackson?” God : “Yup.” Man : “But why?” God : “It’s personal.” Man : “Okay, I get it if you don’t want to tell me. What about the solar system?” God : “Me.” Man : “The angels? Gabriel and such?” God : “Me.” Man : “The devils? Lucifer and such?” God : “It was me. Sorry for that.” Man : “It’s okay, but what about you? Who made you, God?” God : “Errr…………”

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