Man: do you know if a u cut here on your neck you have about 5mins - TopicsExpress



          

Man: do you know if a u cut here on your neck you have about 5mins to press the wound before u bleed out. Captive girl: why are you telling me all of this?! Man: because my life and your freedom is in your hands. *slits own throat* Captive girl: *gasp* 10mins later Man *awakens* Im impressed. You kept me alive. Did u search my body for a key? Captive girl: there was no key... Man: because there was no lock *pushed door open walks away*. Girl screams. The end.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 06:14:01 +0000

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