Man this is the second time posting this I accidently deleted the other one..i woke up early wanting a rap,and it hit me that when I worked at the family arena it was so cool that I kept a journal.I read were I got peed on by Thor the Bengal tiger or so I thought,it was one of those drunk lil shriners guys that drive go carts..by the way Stacey u never thanked me for climbing under the stage so u could hear kieth urban sing,and I couldnt explain y after the concert I chased him in the tunnel to get a pic for u.To that nice st.charles co sherriff who worked security,I wasnt impersonating u,I thought we were friends,cuz everyone knows I think I run the show.The poor river otters were the biggest sporting event maybe 200 people showed,then on Aug 5th that one basketball team had its largest crowd to date,6 people,2 were me and my boss..apperantly jewel didnt learn from veagas the night b4 that no one cares about your political opinion..JUST SING....and the parents who brought there kids to c Hillary and Hailey duff,not a good time to get drunk and throw up everywere...jeff Dunham it wasnt appropriate to have an 8ft blow up male organ on stage,kids were there..and leane rymes u home wrecking infidelterer please stop yoddling. Now I know Im not the smartest person but I do know this country is suppost to be ran by a president,although I remember a cowboy named Ronnie and a bill,whos wifes name was Monica Lewinsky?Philip Fillmore,not sure but sounds familiar and then theres GOERGE W BUSCH I know for sure from a few runnins with his secret service agents,starting with me daring Stacey to slide just her toes under the gate around the white house the secret service popped out of every tree and bush around..now heres the interesting one,when he did his speach at the family arena,it took 45 minutes to prove I worked there while my boss watched out the window,finaly got in and it was so packed and hot people were passing out,I couldnt do anything so I decided to CRAWL into one of the pitch black entry ways.Imagine my surprise when I grabbed a secret service agent who wasnt allowed to speak to u,after five minutes of nothing I whispered excuse me sir and crawled out backwards right into the hands of one who had no problem speaking,an boy did he.So I decide to go out and smoke,not knowing I wouldnt be allowed back in till after its over,then I realized I didnt have a lighter,have u ever had to ask a secret service agent for a light?dont bother cuz they cant speak to ya.I decided to try to sneak in with one of them 1st time was close,2nd time not so much,3rd time I was stuck explaining to my so called st.charles cop friend that I wasnt trying to impersonate a secret service agent,I thought he was my friend...these are all true but my reason for posting is to c who would read this long a post or if it would even post,so how far did u get,careful how u answer cuz if u do answer well u read this far.One more thing I still have the whole admission ticket to buschs speach,looking to sell for $2.6 million price beg.for the right person I will knock off 2or3 hundred dollars,the only thing I got out of it was seeing his disrespectful kid stick her tonge out...ok I hope this posts cuz Im not doing it again.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:51:31 +0000
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