Mary: Hi Joseph Joseph: Hi Mary, whats going on? Mary: Well, I just thought Id take a break from pooping on the empty street to come see you. Joseph: Thats nice. Mary: Listen, can you come by my house later today? Theres something important Id like to share with you. Joseph: Okay, sure. Ill come by around that time of the day when the sun goes away and were all terrified itll never come back. Mary: Okay. Bye. ........... *knock* *knock* *Door Opens* ........... Joseph: Hey Mary. Mary: Oh, Hi Joseph, come on in. Joseph: Thanks. Hey, listen, I just got tickets to go see Sherlock In Bethlehem. You wanna go? Mary: I guess. But Joseph, theres something I need to tell you. Im pregnant. Joseph: From my finger? Mary: No. You dont understand. God has blessed me with His child. Joseph: You banged Kevin God from south Nazareth? Mary: No, no, Joseph, I mean God. Im carrying Gods baby. Joseph: So, you mean God got you pregnant? Mary: Yes Joseph! Glory to the highest. Joseph: Well, if its his will, then let His will be done. And Im His humble servant. But I do have one question. Was He bigger than me? Mary: Stoppit Joseph. It wasnt like that. I felt nothing. Joseph: Oh! *Giggles* Little guy.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 08:23:52 +0000
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