María, Pedro y Jaimito se pierden en el Amazonas y se encuentran - TopicsExpress

María, Pedro y Jaimito se pierden en el Amazonas y se encuentran con una tribu. Para que los dejen libres el jefe de la tribu les dice: - Tienen que cumplir con dos tareas para salir con vida: -La primera es que busquen en la selva 10 ejemplares de una fruta. MARÍA va y trae diez manzanas y el cacique le dice: - Ahora métaselas por el c... y si muestra signos de dolor, le corto la cabeza!!! A la segunda manzana María gritó y la mataron. JAIMITO trae 10 uvas y cuando va por la quinta pega una carcajada y lo matan... Cuando están en el cielo María le pregunta a Jaimito: - ¿Pero si la tenías tan fácil por qué te reíste? - Porque cuando volteé a mirar, venía el marica de Pedro con diez piñas! Jajajajajjajaja

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