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Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the. Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga! A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesnt smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him. Parents answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum...?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . . Son: To Aap konse Rajnikant Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.. Mother to Son: Tipu sultan kaun hain ? Son : Pata Nahi Mother : Padhai pe dhyan do Son to Mother : chinky aunty kaun hain? Mother : Pata Nahi. Son : Papa pe Dhyan do A cute xcuse: Teacher-Y r u late? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher-so wht mks U late if dey wr fightng? Stdnt-1shoe was in moms hand and one in dads..
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 09:58:26 +0000

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