Me: Did you get your tree yet? Ken: Im a Jew, I dont decorate - TopicsExpress



          

Me: Did you get your tree yet? Ken: Im a Jew, I dont decorate Christmas trees. Me: So youre going to go with a wreath instead? Ken: I just told you, Im a Jew. Me: Oh, I get it. Youre looking for a cheap wreath. Ken: Im not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you. Me: Youre probably just tense because you havent finished your Christmas shopping. Ken: I dont Christmas shop. Me: What are you telling me? That you make all of your presents. Ken: I dont give Christmas presents period. Goddamit, I told you, Im a Jew. Me: Well, dont you at least need to buy something for your parents? Ken: Theyre Jews, too, idiot. Thats what makes me one. Its hereditary. Do you understand? Me: Sure. Ken: Say the words I understand. Me: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking? - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim -
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 21:00:00 +0000

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