Me, last night: I really really want you to watch this movie with me. Please. Youll like it. Russ, examining DVD case: I already watched this with you. Like a month ago. Me: You did NOT. You just want to watch basketball. Russ: I did too! Its the one where they all go to that isolated house and start getting killed off and it turns out that one guy did it. Me: Oh. Wow. Huh. I totally didnt remember you were with me. Okay then. Five minute pause Me: HEY! That could be anything Ive watched all year! You made that up! Russ: Shhhhh. Basketball is on.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 17:42:07 +0000
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