Meaning of Names - A When one examines the meaning of A names, one is to note that this page has nothing to do with aardvarks. It would be wonderful if this page did have something to do with aardvarks since that is a funny name at the beginning of the alphabet, but I digress. In regard to the meaning of names that begin with A it is important to denote the funny and humorous intent behind the names. Meanings may vary from one culture to the next, so take what is written here with a grain of salt. Or assault and battery if you will. Remember, the meaning of names listed on this page, should not be used in a court of law as they will be deemed irrelevant and silly. Though most of the meanings of names listed here will not rise to the definition of libel, a few will. So, use caution when repeating what youve read on this page. Meaning of Names That Begin with A Aaron - means Hank or Hankie in Baseballian. Abba - meaning derived from a Scandinavian cookie box, popular in the U. S. market, defined as boring yet delicious. Abbagail - means boring yet delicious cookies that give the father indigestion. Abbey - short for church or steeple and you open it up and see all the people. Abdulla - means oblongata or large brain tissue forced inside a tiny head. Abe - small, short furry creature that was most likely our ancestor. Abel - means one with many disabilities such as a hook instead of a hand. Abilene - short for Texas tornado or small woman with lots of energy. Abraham - a special kind of pork presented to our founding fathers on Presidents Day. Abram - old name meaning Old Name. Ace - from the Latin meaning Ventura. Achilles - defined as a tendency towards tendons or someone whos a real heel. Adam - meaning first or ribless man looking for a soft-round thief. Addison - the opposite of Subtractisson. Adolph - comes from the Germanic Heil or little mustache. Adonis - one with the perfect body who is probably gay. Adrian - means butt lick in swahili. Aesop - fabled name presumed to mean one who makes things up. Agape - meaning love the one youre with. Agatha - defined as Christie or auction house. Agnes - old name meaning Name that is old. Aileen - means one leg is shorter than the other. Akon - from the Latin, Ack and the Ethiopian Rap Singer, the meaning is to be jailed for grand theft auto and then come out with a platinum album. Al - short for Algonquin or Albatros. Alan - comes from the Irish Alanon. Alanis - means city under the sea. Alastair - defined as a stair that is ala carte. Albert - means fat in both French and Swahili. Alberta - means fat Canadian in both French and Swahili. Alex - short for Alexus brand of automobile. Alexandra - means country of the broken stumps. Alf - small, furry alien from the Greek word, Alfalfalicious Alfonzo - derived from Happy Days and Fonzarelli. Alfred - defined as a Alf who is red. Alfie - fie fo fum, I smell the blood of an alien. Ali - means greatest boxer of all time in 2,500 different languages. Alice - means without malice or Wonderland or Wonderbra depending upon the region of Brazil in which one is speaking. Alicia - is defined as having the keys to the city. Allison - derived from son of Ali, the greatest boxer of all time. Amadeus - means composer who has decomposed. Ambrosia - is a derivative of sweet smell of sweat. Amy - means to put one in ones site on a rifle. Andre - defined as giant mountain range. Andreas - from the Roman, fault in California. Angela - an antonym to Devila. Angie - I Angus - beef Anne - means Queen for a day or at least 57 minutes. Annie - orphaned form derived from the Persian superlative Ack! Antoinette - means Marie in Canadian. Apollo - from the Harlem word for showtime or the NASA word for Space Cowboy. April - derived from the French phrase youre dirty, so take a shower. Archie - from the military phrase for bunker. Aretha - means powerful vocalist in Pig Latin. Ariel - means mermaid in Disney-speak. Aries - derived from the phrase ram their backsides in Greek. Arista - from ear of a cat in Latin. Arnold - means pig in Pig Latin or just Latin in Latin. Arshole - posterior region of the body. Art - defined as deco in Warhol-speak. Arthur - understood as king of the drunken movies. Ashley - dust to dust Athena - goddess of gruel and unusual punishment. Atlas - means Where are we? in Portuguese. Attila - was the next in line for a thrilla in Manilla with a gorilla named Magilla, but is defined as one who has succumbed to salmonella. Austin - defined as the power of Texas. Autumn - comes from the Norwegian word for dead leaves.
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