Meet Pat Tyrell. A man whos beauty rivals Hawaiian sunsets, the Grand Canyon, and two college girls rolling around in a pool of Vaseline. He has been compared to the likes of Brian Regan and Jerry Seinfeld -- in his head. His comedy was voted #1 as the perfect sleep inducer -- right ahead of waves crashing against the shore and Amazon rainfall. If your looking for edgy then forgot about it. The only thing edgy about Pat Tyrell is that after you listen to him tell jokes you will want to slit your wrist with a razor blade. More people have been offended at a Wiggles concert. Speaking of which, a Wiggles concert is just one of many places Pat isnt allowed 200 feet within. His wife says his stories on stage is a lot like his performance in bed -- boring, dry, and lacking a climax. But dont think for a second anybody dislikes having Pat around. He is the ultimate standard of rock bottom in the Hawaii comedy scene. As long as he is there, nobody else will be.
Posted on: Fri, 02 May 2014 02:34:13 +0000