Michelle Obama defended her husbands dismal record at a Washington Dc findraiser. Because people with a sense of entitlement speak a langauage that sounds similar to the typical Americans but often has different meanings, Mooke has decided he would translate some of the First Ladys statements. MICHELLE OBAMA: “Just think about how different our country looks to children growing up today. Think about how our kids take for granted that a black person or a woman can be President of the United States.” MEANING: Wait till these young kids realize how much debt they have inherited from Baracks policies. Buy stock in pharmaceutical companies making antidepressants, you cannot lose! Kids now realize anybody can become president no matter how incompetent they are! MICHELLE OBAMA: “They take it for granted that for the first time in history, there are three brilliant women serving on our Supreme Court. They take for granted that their president will end hurtful policies like ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’ they’ll speak out for gay marriage.” MEANING: For the first time in American history we have pulled the wool over the eyes of the people because we are smarter than they are. We now have three liberal female judges on the Supreme Court which will allow Barack to do damned near anything he wants to. Barack is so smart, when he ran for office he said he would keep the DOMA that was the law of the land, then he did what he felt would destroy America quicker. MICHELLE OBAMA: “Today, when folks ask me whether I still believe everything we said about change and hope back in 2008, I tell them that I believe it more strongly now than ever before, because, look, I’ve seen it with my own eyes,” she said citing Obamacare, the stimulus, and the auto bailout. MEANING: Things sure have changed since my husband was elected! Barack has trashed that old pesky Constitution which held other presidents in check. Now he can do pretty much what he damned well wants to, those dumb asses in Congress have proved how cowardly they are. Barack doesnt care that the majority of people where opposed to Obamacare or using the taxpayers money illegally to bail out a bankrupt private industry. One thing is certain, with all the favors we have done for rich people, we will be set for life after Barack leaves the White House. The First Lady told donors that it was Congress that was stalling and blocking their agenda, reminding them of the importance of the midterm elections. MICHELL OBAMA: “If we lose these midterm elections, it’s going to be a whole lot harder to finish what we’ve started,” she warned. “Because things will be even worse here in Washington.” MEANING: Despite his best efforts, some people are waking up to Baracks blatant lies. If some real leaders are elected to Congress this election, it looks like Barack may not get his wish to completely destroy this stupid country! Things will be worse here in Washington, worse for Barack who might have to do the job he was elected to do. Luckily the Islamic terrorists in the Middle East are running a diversion for him! She also skewered members of Congress for blocking her anti-obesity agenda in public schools MICHELLE OBAMA: “In fact, it’s gotten so bad, they’ve even tried to block the work I do on child obesity -- and that’s really saying something,” she said. “I mean, for most folks in this country, making sure our kids get decent nutrition isn’t all that controversial -- it shouldn’t be.” MEANING: Kids wont eat the crap on the mandatory menu I created, those ungrateful bastards. Thank God my own kids go to an expensive private school so they dont have to eat that shit called food with the flavor and texture of wet cardboard. Yes, many schools are trying to circumvent my program but I was elected because we want to teach our kids that freedom is only a silly word, a mythical practice not available in the real world. My next mandate will be to have the words on that stupid Constitution printed on school toilet paper, just like Barack has in his private restroom, so those ungrateful brats will realize just how meaningless that document really is when they wipe their butts with it. Michelle Obama did not talk about her husbands dismal record on foreign policy as the topic is way too complex for the average Democratic donor. Nor did she elaborate on the presidents indecisiveness, which is a sign of a bad leader who is more afraid of what the polls will say than what is best for the nation. As she left the podium Michelle Obama wiggled her plump butt as if to say Nutritional meals my ass! to the audience who, for the most part, were to stupid to understand.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 16:21:49 +0000
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