Microsoft made an excuse for X1 players! To whom it may concern, Due to the Zombie Flu your employee will not be able to fulfill the scheduled commitment he/she has with you. Because of the severity of this condition Im prescribing a heavy dose of Xbox One. He needs to destroy zombies. After a thorough examination, Ive concluded that the all-in-one entertainment system is the only cure for the aforementioned condition. This treatment may take anywhere from 1-3 days to work and will require years of accumulating achievements thereafter. If the patient is disrupted with work, I will have to double the prescribed amount of Xbox One. If used effectively, Xbox One can help relieve the patients entertainment deprivation and will have an increased state of happiness at all times.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 22:01:17 +0000
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