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Mike and his wife laid in the bed, about to sleep when his wife quizzed him on where he was during the day: WIFE: You were reeking of feminine scent when you came home, where did you get it? Mike: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. WIFE: What about the lipstick on your mouth? Mike: Oh! I got it from my friend Cynthia whom I was congratulating for passing her exam. WIFE: What about the used condoms in your pocket? Mike: Hey, leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep. WIFE: (crying) This is not fair at all! When I use them, I don’t bring them home. Mike: (sitting erect on the bed) What did you say?! WIFE: Leave me alone I want to sleep!
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 19:48:41 +0000

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