Mike gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he said. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year- old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Robert is hiding in your closet and he has got no clothes on!” Mike slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,totally naked inside the closet. Mike Angrily said: “You rotten bastard”, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!, is that fair? One word for Mike -_-
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 05:33:30 +0000
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