Monday sucked so bad, it went back in time and deleted its own horoscopes. Here are todays #PassiveAggressiveHoroscopes: ARIES: Sure, something or someone needs to be knocked down a peg, but you are not the best one to do it. It needs some finesse. Aries Affirmation: “I’m starting to think that sometimes, what you do is not as important as HOW you do it. Man. That sucks.” TAURUS: The right people or vibes are finally attracted to your soulful energy. Keep up the mindset and you’ll drift where you need. Taurus Affirmation: “When I put aside my trust issues and resentment, I shine. Now I must make sure I don’t sabotage myself.” GEMINI: You’ve reached a new level of understanding with someone, and it signals a brand new phase in your life. Cowabunga! Gemini Affirmation: “I have lots of acquaintances and casual friends, but when I manage to bond with someone, special things happen.” CANCER: No discourse whips by you unnoticed – you’ve got the keen perception to decipher message and the wherewithal to relay it. Cancer Affirmation: “When I am able to drop my guard a little and relax, I can take in and transmit so much more.” LEO: You feel kind of muted today – not the gregarious noble you usually portray – so use this time to do the mundane stuff. Leo Affirmation: “I feel downright…average…today, which is such a scary prospect for me. It shouldn’t be – I can’t be ‘on’ 24/7.” VIRGO: Finish up the last touches on your upcoming plan. When you see all your ducks obediently in a row, you soar. Virgo Affirmation: “I am living proof that proper preparation is indispensable. Once the plan is bulletproof, the rest is easy.” LIBRA: If you started the day with less certainty than any other morning, rest assured – it’s a sign something big is coming. Libra Affirmation: “I don’t like to feel emotionally off-kilter, but it’s usually notice to myself that a new chapter is starting.” SCORPIO: You need to make sure you are not shutting out those around you – you are not the only one who hates feeling left out. Scorpio Affirmation: “If I have been emotionally absent, I need to make sure that my people don’t feel I’ve abandoned them.” SAGITTARIUS: If you trip on an early hurdle, make sure you don’t throw away the rest of the race obsessing about it. Sag Affirmation: “I need to remember that one mistake doesn’t necessarily mean I should scrap the whole plan. That’s childish.” CAPRICORN: You’re more inquisitive than usual – indulge your curiosity; it’s sometimes the only way you learn new things. Capricorn Affirmation: “I tend to be picky about what I choose to learn – but when I want to know something, I REALLY to.” AQUARIUS: Don’t get distracted by shiny things – you have work to do, and details you can’t overlook. Focus! FOCUS! Aquarius Affirmation: “I’ve got to be like Odysseus today – tied to the mast so I don’t drop everything to follow the sirens’ call.” PISCES: There is a murderous traitor amongst your ranks! OK, maybe not THAT dramatic, but why not make it a game. Pisces Affirmation: “Someone is not all he/she projects him/herself to be. If I think it through, I can ferret him/her out.”
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 18:59:52 +0000
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