Monsanto is the root of all evil yall. Monsanto is behind 9/11. Monsanto wants to turn your carrots green. Monsantos chief executive personally creeps into the bedrooms of newborn infants and hand-feeds them cyanide from a dropper made from genetically engineered super potatoes. Monsanto is responsible for the film careers of Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. Monsanto was behind the holocaust. Monsanto is also run by the Jewish Zionist Mennonite Amish Cabal. Monsanto controls the supreme court justices by holding their children hostage in a disused bathroom in the courthouse, with a sign on the door that reads Beware of Bengal Tiger. Just think about it: I mean, Monsanto just sounds evil. Like, they arent even trying to hide the fact that Monsanto sounds like some Bond Villains front company. Monsanto canceled Firefly before it really took off on FOX. Monsanto genetically engineers super corn that explodes in your intestine. Monsanto created Kia Motors in order to genetically engineer super cars to flood the world market and collapse GM so GM employees would get on food stamps and be forced to buy only Monsanto products, because Monsanto forces everyone on food stamps to buy only their stuff (thanks, Obama!). Monsanto assassinated JFK, Bobby Kennedy, Tupac Shakur, Janet Joplin and the career of Mike Meyers. Monsanto is responsible for AIDS. Monsanto scientists are researching ways to murder telepathically with super psychic-power-imbuing spinach. Monsanto owns Alec Baldwin. Monsanto thinks youre ugly. Monsanto controls brain waves through radiation from the TV programming they own (all of it, naturally), which interacts with your genetically engineered frankenfood tomatoes and makes you drool on yourself and be attracted to Lady Gaga videos. Monsanto created IKEA to keep you unable to pay attention to your food because youre too busy trying to figure out these freaking instructions. Wake up, Sheeple!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 05:24:50 +0000