Morning JOKE :) This married man goes to confession and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You´re not to go near that woman again, now say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves the confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that, you didn´t put any money in the poor box!" The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!"
Posted on: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 21:39:22 +0000
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