Morning you all. Homeworks due today. Heres Brian Regan on homework being due today: I think the worst day was the day the science project was due. Wakin up that morning, that was fun. Your head would pop off your pillow. Oh no....thats due today! I had nine months to work on it, I did nothing. I have a cardboard box, uh, boxen. And you show up, youre scared cause you dont have anything good and you find out all the other kids their parents made theirs for them. I hated that. One kid with a volcano, he didnt know how to zip up his pants but he built a volcano. Howd you swing that? I didnt know what to do for my project, so I brought in a paper cup filled with dirt, hoping shed know Im an idiot and just walk right on past me. Just as long as I was holdin something. What do you have there, Brian? (Chuckles) Its a cup o dirt. Just put an F on it and let me go home. Well, explain it. Well, its a cup...with dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt. You should move on, now. You should go ahead and move on. Head on down the line there. So she went to this one kid, there was a kid in my class who made the same solar system nineteen years in a row. You know, a bunch of styrophome balls stuck together with coat hangers. Hey, youre breakin some new ground there, copernicus. Hes goin: The big yellow ones the sun! :D The yellow one is the sun! Okay, what are these other planets? The big yellow one is the sun!! Alright, calm down. Wha- alright!!
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 14:58:53 +0000
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