Morntink giggles ;) An airplane was about to crash with 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I cant afford to die So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Tuilaepa said I am the Prime Minister of Samoa and I am the smartest man in the Pacific, even my people dont want me to die Tuilaepa took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Key said, Im the NZ Prime Minister aswell and New Zealand needs my help He grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger was former President, George W Bush. He turned to the fifth passenger, a 10yr old school girl, I have lived a full life, served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute The little girl replied, Thats ok Mr President. Theres a parachute left for you. Samoas smartest man took my school bag :b
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 03:37:27 +0000
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