Most people look forward to Friday....only I would get half-way through the day before realizing its Friday and I have to be in four places at the same time.....needless to say when I finally made it to our friendly neighborhood chiropractor, I was feeling a bit spunky while completing the 6 page, initial, newbie paperwork..... Amazingly, I could list all 6 children and their respective ages without confusing them with each other or the family pets.....then.....I just couldnt resist: Chief Complaint: Chronic headache Onset: did you see the above? Marriage and childbirth. List Hospitalizations including childbirth and dates: Are you kidding? At my age Im lucky to get their ages right! Are you pregnant? Oh Lord! I hope not!!! And being a teacher for 15 years I felt like the pain scale should be more Real World - you know, instead of just circling a number from 1 to 10, it should be more like: able to keep my hands to myself, Im about to choke someone, and I need to hide a body.......
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 03:01:07 +0000
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