Mr and Mrs Example at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure. Mrs Example: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behaviour? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my breasts to it & see how horny it gets just like men do. Mrs Example then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. ‘U See,’ says Mrs Example, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t, Men and gorillas are d same.’ Example replied: ‘Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.’ Mrs Example exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Example says: ‘This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens!’ Mrs Example pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs her and starts yanking the clothes off her. Mrs Example yells: ‘Sweetheart, what do I do now? Please, help me!’ Example replies: ‘Now, tell him you are on your period, u have a headache and you are not in mood’. Let us see if Gorillas and Men are really the same .
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 09:21:23 +0000
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