Mule Business Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night. Curtis &Leroy replied, Well, then just give us our money back. The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already. They said, OK then, just bring us the dead mule. The farmer asked, What in the world yall gonna do with a dead mule? Curtis said, We gonna raffle him off. The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead mule! Leroy said, We shore can! Heck, we dont hafta tell nobody hes dead! A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. Whatd you fellers ever do with that dead mule? They said,We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.. Leroy said,Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898. The farmer said,My Lord, didnt anyone complain? Curtis said, Well, the feller who won got upset, but we said its not our fault. Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 09:03:25 +0000
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