Murder of English language... The Leave Applications * Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me 1 week leave. * This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the Mundan ceremony of his 10 year old son: as I want to shave my sons head, please leave me for 2 days.. * Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughters wedding:as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a weeks leave.. * From H.A.L. Administration Dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave. * Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: Since Ive to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave * An incident of a leave letter: I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday. * A leave letter to the headmaster: As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today * Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. * Covering note: I am enclosed herewith... * Another one: Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below... * Actual letter written for application of leave: My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave. * Letter writing: I am well here and hope you are also in the same well. * A candidates job application: This has reference to your advertisement calling for a Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female... As I am both(!!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 19:41:52 +0000
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