Must Read... Facebook te Hoyi ek Chat.. Boy :- Hii, Ki Hal ji. Girl :- vadia u say. Boy :- bus parmatma di mehar nal bahut khush han. Girl :- Hmm. Boy :- tusi Rab nu Mande ho? Girl :- Mere lai Mera Meet hi Mera Rab hai. Boy :- Meet Kon?? Girl :- Meri Jaan, mera bf. Boy :- asha, tusi ek insaan nu hi apna Rab bna lea.. Istrah te Gal ni bn ni. Girl :- Wht do u mean? Boy :- mai eh keh reha han ki Parmatma alag hai.. Twada meet hor cheej hai, ehdi Rab nal tulna na kro. Girl :- Mera Meet hi mera sab kuj hai, Got it? vaise v asli parmatma nu kehne dekhea? Apne meet nu te mai roz dekhdi Haan, ohda hath farhdi han. Boy :- twada matlb Parmatma hai hi nahi. Girl :- istrah hi smjh lwo, tusi dekhea kdi Rab. Boy :- Na, mai ni dekhea. Girl :- Bus fir? J tu aap hi nahi dekhea ta kyu kahi jana ki Rab haiga? Boy :- twada matlb jehri cheej dekhi hi nahi oh hundi hi nahi? Girl -: Haan. Boy :- vaise dekhea te mai twanu v nhi aa, na tusi menu dekhea ajj tak, sirf fb te mile haan, ehda matlb asi dono hi nahi han.?? Girl:- par asi gal te krde han, tu kdi kiti parmatma nal gal? Boy :- Haan, mai parmatma dekhea te nahi par jad mai ronda han ta mai parmatma nal gal kar reha hunda haan.. Girl :- ki bekaar gala kar rhe ho, jehri cheej dekhi hi nahi kistrah man layie Haigi aa?? Boy :- tusi Kdi Canada dekhea..?? Girl :- na. Boy :- ehda matlb Canada hai hi nahi. Girl:- nahi bevkouf eh gal nahi hai, canada baare ta sarea nu pta hai ki Haiga hai, Boy :- tusi dekhea Canada.?? Nahi na, fir Suni Sunai Gal kyu Mande ho ki Canada Haiga.? Girl :- Mere Kol ta fir v saboot hai. Mai Google Map te tenu Canada Dikha Skdi aa. Tere Kol koi Saboot Haiga Jehde toh Sabat ho ske ki Parmatma haiga hai.? Boy :- Haan Haiga hai, mera Baba Nanak Ji de k gaye ne Saboot..mere nal kdi Gurudwara Sahib chli, fir tenu Darshan karvanga. Girl :- Asha, oh chal dekhange, Hun koi saboot de fir Mainu? Boy :- ki Saboot Dwa.? Eh dunia parmatma ne banai hai, tu v parmatma da hi roop aa.. Te ek din parmatma ch hi mil jana.. Girl :- Dimag na khrab kar, koi example Haigi te de. Boy :- Chal Das Hwa vich kehri Kehri Gal Hundi hai.?? Girl :- Oxygen, Hydrogen, Carbon, Argon, Nitrogen etc. Boy :- Tu Oxgen Ja Hydrogen dekhi kdi? Girl :- Na. Boy :- J ehna dona nu mila dayie, matlb Hydrogen Oxygen.. Fir..?? Girl :- Fir ki, fir ta Water bnda hai. Boy :- Water te tu dekhea hi hona.. Fir Water nu jad freeze karie ta Ice bndi hai.. Ice nu Jad garmi ch rakhie ta dobara paani bnh jaanda hai, Jad Paani nu Bahar Sunlight ch rakh dayie ta ohi fir Hwa ch mil janda hai, matlb phelan Hwa toh paani banea, fir paani toh barf, barf toh paani te paani toh fir Hwa.. Parmatma v bilkul istrah hi hai, ohne tenu aatma banayea, fir sareer dita, te fir tere ch sma gea, Girl :- tu menu pagal kar dena sachi ek din. Block !!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Jul 2013 11:10:00 +0000
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