Must Read Married man(Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta) Wife: I love you baby Husband: (softly) i love you too Wife: upset kyo lg rhe ho.? Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..? Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho.? Wife:Aaj sab clear hoga!! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya? Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai kis baat pe upset ho? Batao Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai Husband: Mere saath to tum ho Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte? Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi? Wife: i want Divorce. Husband: Hmmmm ok? Wife: (gone crazy)Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,fir tum jo marzi kar sako Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha.. Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..? Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?.. Wife: Go to hell Husband: Dont call me again? AFTER 3 HOURS Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i lub u.. bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i lub u.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 17:50:12 +0000