Must read! π΅π΅π΄π΄ An engineer went to police station for filing report For his missing wife: Engineer : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. Inspector : -What is her height ? Engineer : -I never noticed. Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?. Engineer : -Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : -Colour of eyes ? Engineer : -Never noticed. But could be brown Inspector : -Colour of hair ? Engineer : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Engineer : -Saree/suit/ I donβt remember exactly. Inspector : -Was she going in a car??? Engineer : -yes. Inspector : -tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . . . . Engineer : -black BMW 5 series with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with overriding manual mode. And it has fully adaptable LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. Goes 0-100 in 4.4sec β¦.and then the engineer started crying... Inspector: -Dont worry sir,... . . We will find your car... 2nd situation. Even more interesting: WHY MEN ARENT ALLOWED TO RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES & NEWSPAPERS... Anonymous: Hi! Im a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty & I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 kms from home & my car engine started 2 overheat so I had to turn back & get another car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I dont know what to do now. Please help. Reply by male columnist: Dear Anonymous, Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. You need to check your oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 07:17:04 +0000
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