My 10 Resolutions for 2015 1. Get up before sunrise to make the most of the day 2. Drink Diet Coke first thing, because I woke up so early 3. Drink water to counteract the Diet Cokes diuretic effects 4. Eat a donut for breakfast to give me energy 5. Take multivitamins to make up for the donut’s lack of nutritional value 6. Pee out most of the multivitamins 1 hour later because of the Coke & water 7. Ride a bike to work to make up for the sedentary bus ride to the bike dock 8. Drink water to rehydrate 9. Pee out the rest of the multivitamins 10. Fall asleep at my desk Happy New Year, everyone!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 16:00:13 +0000
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