My Aunt and Uncle sent this to me and I thought it was a hoot!! As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr Ive been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor You know youre a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesnt. ~ Jeff Foxworthy When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. ~ Robin Hall We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ Jimmy Durante The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ George Roberts
Posted on: Fri, 07 Feb 2014 21:05:31 +0000
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