My FB dynamic is seriously skewed... This is not family friendly, unless you have MY family... Yesterday sometime after taking pain medication, I evidently messaged a buddy of mine with a graphic description inspired by the big kitty sticker hed just thrown at me, you know the drill, female anatomy, yada yada...this morning, I sign on, and before caffeine has hammered into my cortex theres a message, in caps...that same friend wants to kill me, hes convinced I slept with his wife on account of perfectly describing his wifes junk! For one brief second, I thought he meant it! He even suggested that he thought we were good friends again, and here I go and do something like that...:O...for that one second all was LOST, and I was a dead man! Then I scrolled up to see what started this whole thing and I cannot stop giggling because I am an adolescent child. I responded to his message of hate with a cuddly Good morning sunshine! and weve spent the last half hour saying stupid crap to each other and laughing. Some people just cant be trusted with responsible messaging. Pick me pick me!! So I found the best way to avoid the sadness and rage so prevalent in America right now. I left the tv off and did not read the paper or sign into any news services yesterday, I needed a damn break. I figure maybe this one time, Ill be that one ostrich with his head in the sand that the lion apocalypse passes by even though all the other ostriches are now just bodiless heads stuck in sand. Yep, Im being selfish in an effort to maintain my awesomeness...I get sick of being sick, ya know? Although with my strange group of friends, even typing this right now is a challenge to my angst, that bastard wont stop sending me shit and its cracking me up, totally ruining what could have been a glorious rant against the sensationalist corporate media and the trickle-down-feces stance of our federal government. :) thank you buddy! Ill keep this post short, for me. Everybody have a day, and Id really like to thank those of you that take the time to try to understand me, or that dont take me seriously at all and just like to see someone fly apart now and then lol...its quite possible that Im a filthy attention whore and you are all my enablers. For the record, I dont do co-dependency, but there are still slots available for co-conspirators...ciao peepul. :)
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 15:00:04 +0000
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