My Life as a Dog My name is Max, for some reason my owner wants me to tell you about me. When I was very little I was bought as a Christmas gift for a man named Murphy. He worked a lot but he really loved me, but the lady of the house didn’t like me. She would put me outside or make me stay in my bed. Well anyway we just didn’t get along, so they sent me to live somewhere else. When I first arrived at the new home, I was afraid as no men were in sight, there were just 2 old ladies and another funny looking dog. This dog had lots of hair that just stuck out every where. For the first few days I just sort of didn’t fit in. But the ladies treated me different; they let me sit in their laps. I got to sit on the furniture, and they had this big back yard that I could run around in. Wow, and this other funny looking dog, well she turned out to be a girl and she loved to play. I fell in love with her. She even saved me last week, being the curious guy that I am I follow my lady into the garage, she didn’t know I went there, she left me, closed the door and was gone a long time. Precious, my girlfriend was in the house and when they came home she let them know I was locked in the garage. Won’t do that again. Do you know, that I get very sad when they leave me, and I guess I just have this bad habit of peeing in the house when they are gone, in fact, just a couple of months ago they were really mean to me. They put me in a kennel where they said they were going on vacation, how dare they, and to make matters worse some doctor or someone poked some needles in me. I heard they say they were shots. But who needs shots, I was perfectly well. Well now you know if you leave me I will pee in your house, even get in trash if you leave it out, but the good thing about me is I love it when you hold me on your lap, let me sleep really tight next to you, I really will keep you warm at night. I like to lick, but some reason people don’t like that so if you tell me to quit I will. I like you to pat me, just love me. If you tell me to go outside, I know what you mean, it is not to chase the squirrels but to do my job. I just want to be loved. My owners name is Phyllis and she said if you need to know anything else about me you can call her, at 918-527-1097. She says she is moving into an apartment, what does mean she can’t take me? I know she will miss me, as I know I will miss her and my girlfriend Precious. Oh PS. My owner said I should tell you that I should be named runaway, as you open the door I will run out and run. She keeps a lease nearby and puts that on me even when someone knocks on the door, as I am very, very, very quick to get out. Oh the one thing I forgot to tell you I love Treats, usually Begging Strips. I know when 5:00pm comes around because that is when I get one. Could I talk you into 2 or 3, they won’t give me more than 1 because they said I would get fat, but see I’m not fat, so I think my whole meal could be Begging Strips, oh I like the small IAMS food, but as long as it little pellets I’m fine. Thanks for taking me. This is the story I sent to Max new owner.
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 20:41:40 +0000
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