My Life as a Dog My name is Max, for some reason my owner wants me to tell you about me. When I was very little I was bought as a Christmas gift for a man named Murphy. He worked a lot but he really loved me, they were expecting babies, so I needed to find a new home. When I first arrived at the new home, I was afraid as no men were in sight, there were just 2 old ladies and another funny looking dog. This dog had lots of hair that just stuck out every where. For the first few days I just sort of didn’t fit in. But the ladies treated me different; they let me sit in their laps. I got to sit on the furniture, and they had this big back yard that I could run around in. Wow, and this other funny looking dog, well she turned out to be a girl and she loved to play. I fell in love with her. She even saved me last week, being the curious guy that I am I follow my lady into the garage, she didn’t know I went there, she left me, closed the door and was gone a long time. Precious, my girlfriend was in the house and when they came home she let them know I was locked in the garage. Won’t do that again. Do you know, that I get very sad when they leave me, and I guess I just have this bad habit of peeing in the house when they are gone, in fact, just a couple of months ago they were really mean to me. They put me in a kennel where they said they were going on vacation, how dare they, and to make matters worse some doctor or someone poked some needles in me. I heard they say they were shots. But who needs shots, I was perfectly well. Well now you know if you leave me I will pee in your house, even get in trash if you leave it out, but the good thing about me is I love it when you hold me on your lap, let me sleep really tight next to you, I really will keep you warm at night. I like to lick, but some reason people don’t like that so if you tell me to quit I will. I like you to pat me, just love me. If you tell me to go outside, I know what you mean, it is not to chase the squirrels but to do my job. I just want to be loved. My owners name is Phyllis and she said if you need to know anything else about me you can call her, at 918-527-1097. She says she is moving into an apartment, what does mean she can’t take me? I know she will miss me, as I know I will miss her and my girlfriend Precious. Oh PS. My owner said I should tell you that I should be named runaway, as you open the door I will run out and run. She keeps a lease nearby and puts that on me even when someone knocks on the door, as I am very, very, very quick to get out. Oh the one thing I forgot to tell you I love Treats, usually Begging Strips. I know when 5:00pm comes around because that is when I get one. Could I talk you into 2 or 3, they won’t give me more than 1 because they said I would get fat, but see I’m not fat, so I think my whole meal could be Begging Strips, oh I like the small IAMS food, but as long as it little pellets I’m fine. Thanks for taking me.
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 23:08:27 +0000
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