My bestie sent me a poem! How thoughtful! O Luxury by Guy Longchamps O what a luxury it be how exquisite, what perfect bliss so ordinary and yet chic to pee to piss to take a leak To feel your bladder just go free and open like the Mighty Miss and all your cares go down the creek to pee to piss to take a leak for gentlemen of great physique who can hold water for one week for ladies who one-quarter cup of tea can fill completely up for folks in urinalysis for Viennese and Greek and Swiss for little kids just learning this for everyone it’s pretty great to urinate women are quite circumspect but men can piss with great effect with terrible hydraulic force can make a stream or change its course can put out fires or cigarettes and sometimes laying down our bets late at night outside the bars we like to aim up at the stars Yes for men it’s much more grand women sit or squat we stand and hold the fellow in our hand and proudly watch the yellow arc adjust the range and make our mark on stones and posts for rival men to smell and not come back again
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 04:44:33 +0000
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